Hostile Traveler

First post from my phone, so expect things to look strange. One leg down, but it’s the easy one to Chicago. Now I’m waiting for the long one to Hong Kong - 15hrs37min. Whee.
One nice thing about flying business class is that you can use the airline lounge. Nice way to escape the mayhem of the gates, and hey - they have a bar and comfy chairs. See below for crappy camera phone pics.
Everyone knows that airports suck ass, so I won’t wax poetic on the everpresent wandering packs of tards. Instead, let’s concentrate on one of the most annoying species - the shitter talker.
The shitter talker is that guy sitting in an airport can that is apparently so important that he has to subject whomever he’s talking with to some of the nastiest sounds ever. Especially in Chicago, land of bratworst-eating beer-guzzling Bears fans. It’s bad enough to have to experience it yourself, but to subject someone else to it? Just plain wrong.
Dave’s code of etiquette: if you’re pushing out a trout, stay off your fucking cellphone, dickhead.