As I mentioned in my last post, I’m in Bloomington, Minnesota for work, and I had intended on doing a post with a bunch of pictures spliced in to kind of liven things up. But, I’m in a hotel with the worst ‘high-speed internet’ I’ve ever seen, so I can’t even get a single photo to upload without it timing out. You would think that for $14.95 a day, you could get something faster than a retarded chimpanzee banging on a 19th century telegraph, but you’d be wrong. The saddest part is that this never happens to me when I travel abroad - it’s only when I’m in the states. Hilton can eat my ass - he and his fucked up daughter both.

Speaking of which - does anyone really give a shit about Paris Hilton? And, if so, how sad is your life that you care about some vacant socialite heiress that has done nothing whatsoever to contribute to society?  Every time I flip on the news, there’s some report about her getting out of jail, how much psychological stress she’s under, how she found God. Give me a fucking break. Report on things that actually matter instead of this crap. And yes, I realize I’m only adding to the situation by even bringing it up, but people really need to put some thought into what really matters in life. Oh, and please join me in prayer as we hope that she never decides to breed.

When I finally get a real connection, I’ll have a report on Minneapolis. Exciting, I know…