Recently, I installed some software to keep track of what people are looking at on the site, where they’re coming from, and how they got here. One of the things it provides me is what search engine terms people type in that makes the site come up. Care to take a guess what the top search is?
Used panties.
I’m so proud…*sigh*
It’s been 6 months now without an update, and while I’d like to say it’s because I’m busy bringing about world peace, the reality is that I just lost interest for awhile. This happens for me with most things because I have the attention span of a gerbil hopped up on Pixy Stix, so I tend to jump around to different interests like a moth drawn to whichever flame is currently burning brightest in my head.
Now, you may ask what brings me back here, and I have a simple answer: douchebag spammers. You see, while this site may have been flickering in and out of the edges of my attention for the past six months, lately it’s been coming into focus more and more often. Basically, every time someone posts a comment or links to the site, I get an email. When I’m not posting any new content, I don’t get many comments, which makes sense. That is, until Captain Douchebag Spammer of the day comes along and posts links to a bunch of shitty websites hoping to advance their page rank in search engines so that unwitting consumers searching for ways to make their penises bigger might stumble upon their page.
There are a couple of problems with this theory. One is that I don’t get a ton of traffic, especially when I’m not doing updates. The second is that spammers annoy the fuck out of me, so I do my best to delete every last trace of their existence as soon as they come in. So, to all spammers, I highly encourage you to go fuck yourselves with your newly-enlarged penises that are fully erect with bootleg Cialis. And I’m still waiting for my money from that Nigerian fellow.
OK..enough of that. Though it may be through sheer annoyance, I’m back. WordPress was in dire need of an upgrade, so I just suffered through that bit, and I’m mucking about with different themes. So, things may look different from time to time until I find something I’m happy with. We’ll see what happens.
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