Hostile Traveler

First off, I know I’ve been neglecting the site.  I was sorta hoping it’s like a cactus, where you can forget to water it for a good long time before it dies, but alas, blog software doesn’t work that way.  After receiving some hatemail from my hosting provider that I had some vulnerable bits running, I decided to go ahead and upgrade WordPress and such.  The thing is, I’m a dumbass, and did something precisely the wrong way, which had the effect of nuking a bunch of content.  So, right now, some pictures are gone, the gallery is a smoldering crater, and we’ll see what else I managed to blow away.  Good times.

Once I manage to get everything working properly again, I intend to resume posting.  Now, that’s no guarantee because my attention span is about the same as a hummingbird on crystal meth, but I have good intentions.  So, stay tuned.

What’s sort of amazing is that even though there haven’t been any updates in quite some time, the amount of traffic coming to the site seems to steadily increase.  And, of course, the majority of the traffic is GooglePervs looking for Japanese schoolgirls, cosplay, Harajuku Girls, and the like.  But hey – visitors are visitors, and I for one welcome my twisted readers.  At least I know who my audience is, I guess.  Could be worse…I haven’t gotten any marriage proposals from prisoners. Yet.

Recently, I installed some software to keep track of what people are looking at on the site, where they’re coming from, and how they got here. One of the things it provides me is what search engine terms people type in that makes the site come up. Care to take a guess what the top search is?

Used panties.

I’m so proud…*sigh*

It’s been 6 months now without an update, and while I’d like to say it’s because I’m busy bringing about world peace, the reality is that I just lost interest for awhile. This happens for me with most things because I have the attention span of a gerbil hopped up on Pixy Stix, so I tend to jump around to different interests like a moth drawn to whichever flame is currently burning brightest in my head.

Now, you may ask what brings me back here, and I have a simple answer: douchebag spammers. You see, while this site may have been flickering in and out of the edges of my attention for the past six months, lately it’s been coming into focus more and more often. Basically, every time someone posts a comment or links to the site, I get an email. When I’m not posting any new content, I don’t get many comments, which makes sense. That is, until Captain Douchebag Spammer of the day comes along and posts links to a bunch of shitty websites hoping to advance their page rank in search engines so that unwitting consumers searching for ways to make their penises bigger might stumble upon their page.

There are a couple of problems with this theory. One is that I don’t get a ton of traffic, especially when I’m not doing updates. The second is that spammers annoy the fuck out of me, so I do my best to delete every last trace of their existence as soon as they come in. So, to all spammers, I highly encourage you to go fuck yourselves with your newly-enlarged penises that are fully erect with bootleg Cialis. And I’m still waiting for my money from that Nigerian fellow.

OK..enough of that. Though it may be through sheer annoyance, I’m back. WordPress was in dire need of an upgrade, so I just suffered through that bit, and I’m mucking about with different themes. So, things may look different from time to time until I find something I’m happy with. We’ll see what happens.